Wednesday, 9 September 2026 Late edition · Founded MMXXVI Doom53.0% ▲ +10.6 52w 38.9–53.0

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‘We Have Renamed Places For Four Hundred Years And Nobody Has Ever Complained’ Writes Palace Cartographer

King Charles has renamed New York City to New Edinburgh under a 1664 lease that never expired. No consultation was required.

By Douglas Craik