Issue 001
Read By People Who Suspect They Are Being Automated
The Doom Index
43%
Up 2 points
Vermont has been asked to hold the line and Vermont has not replied.
The running order
- SplashTrump Bans Canadian Maple Syrup, Orders American Trees To Make Up Difference By Thanksgiving
- WorkFirm Asks AI What Susan Thinks Because Susan Keeps Getting It Wrong
- Opinion'We Have Renamed Places For Four Hundred Years And Nobody Has Ever Complained' Writes Palace Cartographer
- Opinion'We Have Renamed Places For Four Hundred Years And Nobody Has Ever Complained' Writes Palace Cartographer
- WorkFirm Asks AI What Susan Thinks Because Susan Keeps Getting It Wrong
Number Crunching
11 weeks
Time until Thanksgiving
40 years
Time for a sugar maple to reach tapping size
$0
Federal funding allocated to close the gap
Corrections
A report last week described a sugar maple as 'cooperative'. The tree has made no statement and our reporter did not approach it.
In a Work section article we attributed a quotation to a colleague who has not worked here since March, whose name remains in our contributor field for reasons the newsroom has stopped investigating.