Wednesday, 9 September 2026 Late edition · Founded MMXXVI Doom53.0% ▲ +10.6 52w 38.9–53.0

AGIEstimated arrival of general intelligenceMarch 2029▼ -41dCOMPCost of one unit of compute$0.0038▼ -0.0004HUMANShare of published words written by a person11.6%▼ -0.9%NAMECost of renaming a place on paper$14,200▼ -31.0%SAPDomestic maple sap, per litre$611.40▲ +488.0%SUSANSusan's agreement with herself91.4%▼ -1.8%DEADLikeness rights of the deceased, per specimen$0.00• flatAGIEstimated arrival of general intelligenceMarch 2029▼ -41dCOMPCost of one unit of compute$0.0038▼ -0.0004HUMANShare of published words written by a person11.6%▼ -0.9%NAMECost of renaming a place on paper$14,200▼ -31.0%SAPDomestic maple sap, per litre$611.40▲ +488.0%SUSANSusan's agreement with herself91.4%▼ -1.8%DEADLikeness rights of the deceased, per specimen$0.00• flatAGIEstimated arrival of general intelligenceMarch 2029▼ -41dCOMPCost of one unit of compute$0.0038▼ -0.0004HUMANShare of published words written by a person11.6%▼ -0.9%NAMECost of renaming a place on paper$14,200▼ -31.0%SAPDomestic maple sap, per litre$611.40▲ +488.0%SUSANSusan's agreement with herself91.4%▼ -1.8%DEADLikeness rights of the deceased, per specimen$0.00• flatAGIEstimated arrival of general intelligenceMarch 2029▼ -41dCOMPCost of one unit of compute$0.0038▼ -0.0004HUMANShare of published words written by a person11.6%▼ -0.9%NAMECost of renaming a place on paper$14,200▼ -31.0%SAPDomestic maple sap, per litre$611.40▲ +488.0%SUSANSusan's agreement with herself91.4%▼ -1.8%DEADLikeness rights of the deceased, per specimen$0.00• flat

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World

Ontario Renames Itself Brayden For September, Calls Move ‘Liberating’

The province is accepting submissions for November and December, but has ruled out returning to Ontario on the grounds that it never felt like one.

By Amanda Tuttat

Business

Trump Bans Canadian Maple Syrup, Orders American Trees To Make Up Difference By Thanksgiving

Agriculture Department confirms United States has six maple trees.

By Renata Villaça